New music ho!

Sometimes I get vaguely productive and write things. 

This is one of those times.

Beepity boop.

The Boopening.

Review Time - Devin Townsend Project: Ki & Addicted

Devin Townsend has been busy with his 4 part project these last 2 years, and while I was orinially planning to review them all at once, that plan quickly fell apart, because by God am I lazy. So here's part 1, come back in... uh, a while, for part 2. Onward!

Moar music.

Edit: Reuploaded the song since it was miles too slow originally.

Engage by The Bearded One

New song above woo! I'm also fairly confident some parts of the solo would be physically impossible on guitar. To guitarists out there: Challenge accepted?

Anyways, some older stuff, re-done and remixed slightly down here:
Progress at 86% by The Bearded One

Downtime by The Bearded One

Burr.

The title is onomatopoeic. Titling instrumental songs is difficult, so I'm just calling it Burr, why not. You can't stop me.

Burr by The Bearded One

New song: Y U NO UPLOAD?

Man, that took a long time. Soundcloud absolutely refused to upload a track for... some reason?

Anyway, I finally got it working nao, so here it is. It's more "game-y" than the last one. I threw in a chorus anyway, then when I decided to try something else, couldn't think of what to replace it with. So it stayed. AND YOU'LL LIKE IT.

Pew pew pew! by The Bearded One

New song time.

Just trying to get this whole uploading music thing started. This is an old song I recently converted to chip tune from midi, because lets face it, midi sounds like shit.

Anyway, adventure ho!


SoundCloud profile.

Problems with metal.

Well, this is my first attempt at a sort of essay type thing, and what better way to start than with something completely opinionated and most likely disagreeable with everyone (metal fans or not.) Well, it's my blog, and I can say what I want! Wait, wait, where are you going? Did I mention dear reader, that you are also quite handsome? Oh yes, most certainly! I'll talk more about how handsome you are further in by the way, just thought I'd add that. It's beyond that 'read more' button, guess you'll just have to press it to see what I said, eh?

Revenge of the first gig: The revengening

It went something like this: Diddly widdly diddly derr derr derr.

First Gig!

Went well. Surprisingly well.

We had no right to not suck as much as we did, really. Getting a call for an encore is a good sign anyway. Drunk people taking their clothes off is too I guess. I mean, that was kind of weird, but hey, not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth!

More pics up soon.

So anyway...

Valve have just released the first third of the excellent Portal 2 soundtrack, and for free at that.
Awesome.

Get it here, unless you're a chump or something. You're not a chump, are you?

Review Time - Protest the Hero: Scurrilous

Review Time - Red Hot Chili Peppers: Blood Sugar Sex Magik

"Blood sugar baby, she's magic!

Sex magic! Sex magic!"

Review Time - Porcupine Tree: Fear of a Blank Planet

Review Time - Devin Townsend: Ocean Machine: Biomech

Review Time - SikTh: Death of a Dead Day